Why not just get a Unimog or Pinzgauer?!
On a side note my wife is an Allstate insruance agent and there are a fair number of both of these vehicles here in Boise. Why a person would actually get one for a daily driver is beyond me but I used to see both a lot when we lived up in the "North End"
They'd both certianly make a Hummer drop all its fluids and crawl back into the garage for shame.